No. 67Dragging your butt on the carpet makes people put you outside.No. 68Never eat the cat’s food before they eat it, or after they throw it up.No. 68“Kitty box crunchies,” although tasty, are not food.No. 68Do not lick yourself in the middle of the living room when company is over.No. 68Sticking your nose in someone’s crotch is not an acceptable greeting.No. 68Do not roll on dead things just because they smell good.No. 67The garbage man is not stealing your stuff.No. 68The diaper pail is not, I repeat, is not a cookie jar.No. 68Try to refrain from barking at doorbells on TV. They’re not real so it just makes you look stupid.No. 68Don’t eat mint, or any other flavor, dental floss. Unless of course you like string hanging out of your butt.No. 68Accept the blame for everyone else’s farts. It’s what we do.No. 68People’s legs are not the best place to get immediate gratification.123456789101112
